Fuzzy Wuzzy Was a Whore

I recently hooked up with a chick and I was not expecting when I unzipped her jeans to find what I found. No, she didn’t have a cock or anything like that, nothing that weird. Or actually, in this day and age, maybe it’s weirder. She had a bush!

I’m not talking a little landing strip, or even a little patch waxed in the shape of a heart and dyed pink or whatever chicks these days do with it. I’m talking about a full blown wild growth 70’s bush.

I had never seen anything like it. I was terrified. Do I pet it? Do I brush it? Should I braid it? Does it bite?

But at the same time I was wildly turned on. Maybe just because it was something a little different, I don’t know. But I seriously about spilled seed in my gym shorts right then and there! Immediately after I went home and found this deal to save 67% with a Fuck My Hairy Pussy discount. Now I get off to tons of natural babes whenever I want, until I find another sexy one to cum my way!